Huckabee & Blu-Ray

1. Former presidential candidate Mike Huckabee said today that the U.S. should show better support for those protesting election results in Iran. "God help us if we do not hear their voices," said the former Arkansas governor. Huckabee then grabbed his bass and played a fat solo with a no-armed juggling veteran who thinks America is headed in the wrong direction.

2. On Monday, a 5.4 magnitude quake shook Anchorage, Alaska. Governor Sarah Palin said in a statement that the quake was not major and that little damage was caused and that her remaining virgin daughters are still virgins, David Letterman.

3. It's being reported today that Jon and Kate Gosselin of TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8 have filed for divorce. When asked if she would still go by Gosselin, Kate said she will likely go back to her maiden name Incubator.

4. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said this weekend that he won't run for governor of California. Analysts believe Villaraigosa is avoiding the steep competition from other political heavyweights. Villaraigosa says he doesn't want to deal with the expected lengthy campaign, so instead he'll just go back in time and kill who ever built Arnold Schwarzenegger.

5. A new poll taken by Harris Interactive shows that 93% of Americans feel they are unlikely to purchase a Blu-Ray DVD player within the next year. The digital media industry today scoffed at the poll results saying, "Just wait, they'll totally love our next format change."

High five.