The FDA & Slutty Flight Attendants

1. Actor Shia LaBeouf told a magazine this week, "I don't know what an actor does. To my mind talent doesn't really exist." Read all about it in this month's issue of Fish In A Barrel Made Of Fish.

2. Late Show host David Letterman is under fire from Sarah Palin supporters after making sexual jokes about the Alaskan Governor and her daughter. Letterman said Plain had the style of a "slutty flight attendant" then made a joke about Palin's daughter getting "knocked up by Alex Rodriguez," during a trip to Yankee Stadium. In a statement to Fox News, Palin said, "These jokes are completely unfair. I am not slutty. Just ask my slutty, unwed, teenage daughter."

3. On Wednesday, the FDA approved three new anti-psychotic drugs for use with children, leaving some experts concerned about the effects of the drugs on kids. "It's a slippery slope ... I just get worried about where this is going," said the head of the National Institute of Mental Health. "I mean, if they're all normal, how am I going to know which neighborhood kid dissected my cat?"

4. Miss California USA Carrie Prejean was fired on Wednesday by pageant head Donald Trump based on what are said to be contract violations, such as the unwillingness to make appearances on behalf of the organization. Trump said in a statement, "Carrie is a beautiful young woman and I wish her well as she pursues her other interests." Trump and Prejean were married this afternoon.

5. James Von Brunn, the man who opened fire inside a crowded Holocaust museum today before being shot by officers, reportedly has a long history of White supremacist ties. Researchers have discovered an Internet book written by Brunn called, "Kill the Best Gentiles ... a new hard-hitting expose of the JEW CONSPIRACY to destroy the White gene-pool." The only thing hit hard here is your head when attempting to dive into Brunn's gene pool.

High five.