Moore Puma & Less Aerosmith

1. Westboro Baptist Church, a group known for their hate website and dislike for homosexuals, recently protested in front of the school attended by President Obama's daughters Sasha and Malia, calling the girls "satanic spawns" and their father a "murderous bastard." Upon hearing the reports, George W. Bush leaned back in the rocking chair looking over his Crawford, TX ranch and became sadly nostalgic.

2. In the latest issue of W Magazine, Demi Moore discusses what it's like to be a 47 year old women in Hollywood, and also what it's like to be Mrs. Ashton Kutcher. Moore says she doesn't at all mind being called Mrs. Kutcher, but would rather be labeled a puma than a cougar. In other news, Ashton Kutcher was brutally mauled by a puma today.

3. During a Wisconsin speaking engagement Friday, Sarah Palin referenced a change in U.S. coinage, where "In God We Trust" on new coins was to be moved from the face to the edge. The legislation was actually reversed in 2007, but Palin criticized the move asking, "Who calls a shot like that? It's a disturbing trend." Palin was then hit in the face with the edge of a nickel hurled from the audience, leaving no motto imprint.

4. News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch said today that he could in the future block Google searches from picking up his organization's news stories, as a way of forcing users to pay for content. Experts guess Google will likely survive such a move, but say that doesn't make it feel any better to get 'Doch-blocked.

5. According to recent reports and bandmate Joe Perry, Steven Tyler has quit the band Aerosmith. Tyler, 61, broke his shoulder after falling off a stage in South Dakota but has in past months dismissed reports that the band is splitting. The news obviously comes as a bit of a surprise to most Aerosmith fans, who thought Tyler was long dead.

High five.