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1. A girl in the UK was shocked last week after the phone she had taken in to be repaired was returned to her filled with pornography. The 18 year old said her phone contained images of girls in their undies and "a host of ten-minute long porn films." And, of course, as any good porn critic knows, you really need to see the entire 10 minutes to get a sense if it's really "pornography."

2. Today, during a historic signing of health care legislation, VP Joe Biden while talking quietly to President Obama dropped the f-bomb, saying, "This is a big fucking deal." However, Americans agree this is a refreshing change from Dick Cheney's weekly rose garden event when groups of strangers were brought in for him to tell to "Fuck off."

3. A recent study by Cornell University shows that in over 50 versions of the painting The Last Supper, done over the course of 1,000 years, food portion size within the work has increased about 69%. Art historians say this subject matter, specifically, shows the various cultural changes in humanity, the most recent being a Last Supper depicting Jesus and his apostles at a table judging a ballroom style dance contest.

4. On Wednesday, the California Secretary of State will be adding a measure to the November elections that could potentially legalize marijuana in the state. Experts say it's not likely to pass however, since the passage depends almost entirely on the voter turnout of pot smokers.

5. After the historic passage of the Health Care Reform bill, Democratic congressional members are reporting numerous threats and even incidents of violence against them. In Rochester, a brick was tossed through the window of the county Democratic Party office. Unfortunately for the vigilante, thanks to the recent Health Care Reform, all bricks now contain healing powers.

High five.