1. On Tuesday, police on Indonesia's resort island of Bali detained 28 people in a crackdown on "beach gigolos." Gigolos would reportedly search out short romantic relationships with foreign female tourists in exchange for gifts. In other news, today marks the 10th anniversary of people forgetting about Rob Schneider.
2. Sandra Bullock revealed this week that she has adopted a baby boy. Just days after also filing for divorce from Jesse James, Bullock says she's ready for life as a single mother. But Bullock was shocked earlier today when she found text messages from other mothers on her new baby's phone.
3. The Sun, the British newspaper published by the son of media mogul Rupert Murdoch, says it will print one issue in 3D on June 5. In future news, subscribers to The Sun were put off today when they read the paper's limited 3D edition and appeared to have smelly, garbagy shit leap off the page onto their hands.
4. It was announced on Wednesday that director Bill Condon is officially slated to direct the next installment of the Twilight series, Breaking Dawn. Condon is known for writing the Oscar winning screenplay for Gods and Monsters, producing the 2009 Academy Awards, and being a 16 year old girl.
5. On Tuesday, the Washington Examiner ran the headline "Obama Disses White Guys," which criticizes the President for specifically targeting Blacks, Hispanics, and women for the upcoming 2010 midterm elections. In the Examiner's defense, Obama did offer his hand to White guys, but when White guys went to take it, Obama quickly took it back and ran it through his hair.
High five.
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