2. On Wednesday, police said that it was Steve McNair's girlfriend who shot the Pro-Bowl quarterback while he slept. Officials were quiet about details of the scene, but McNair's former college coach released a statement today saying, "Steve was never very good at drills involving guns firing at him."
3. A Boston man is suing Kimberly-Clark Corp., the makers of Kleenex and Huggies, over bad breath detecting technology. Marv Freadman says that he holds a patent on a device that detects bad breath and that the corporation is in violation of that patent. Kimberly-Clark during a press conference told reporters that they tried to negotiate with Freadman but said talking to him was impossible due to his "stank-ass breath."
4. Google announced that it's developing its own free operating system based off its browser Chrome to compete with Microsoft's Windows operating system. Five Jokes apologizes for the lateness of this news that actually came out in 2008, but my computer just finished with Windows XP security flaw updates.
5. A 28 year old Idaho woman was charged Monday with having sex with a 14 year old boy she was babysitting, and is being held on $50,000 bond. In other news, the 14 year old boy has recently set the Guinness World Record for high fives.
High five.
