Monday, December 6, 2010

Pittsburgh, Dead Ahead!

1. An airplane made an unscheduled stop in Pittsburgh on Monday after a dog on board bit two passengers.  Then again, is there really even such a thing as a scheduled Pittsburgh stop?

2. The Supreme Court will hear a class action suit against Wal-Mart to determine whether or not the company has a gender bias in their hiring practices.  Wal-Mart today released a statement insisting that there is no bias and that they couldn't function without stupid people of both genders.

3. President Obama and congressional GOP members today finalized an agreement to extend tax cuts for all Americans while also extending unemployment benefits for those out of work long term, or Democrats.

4. The televised gay marriage hearing in California today attracted a large audience, giving viewers a first hand look at the fate of Prop 8.  60% of those who tuned in say they want Prop 8 overturned, 30% say they want Prop 8 upheld, while 10% say they're not gay, they just like to watch.

5. This week on the show Sarah Palin's Alaska the Palins are joined out in the wild by Kate Gosselin and her children.  If you're keeping score at home, that's Palin, Gosselin, and their 382 children.

High five.