1. It's Cinco de Mayo and people all over the country are out celebrating Mexican heritage. Nearly 10,000 Caucasian college students have been detained by Arizona police.
2. Samuel "Joe" Wurzelbacher, known nationally as Joe the Plumber, was elected to a Republican party committee of Ohio on Tuesday. The committee Wurzelbacher serves on only meets a few times a year, which party officials say will coincide nicely with when the "shitter usually plugs up."
3. This week, senate GOP members proposed an alternative to the Democrats' consumer protection bill. Today reporters were given access to the GOP plan, but said when they opened the manila folder it was filled with shredded newspaper and the GOP spokesperson had suddenly bolted from the room.
4. A 23 year old from Mobile, AL has won $1 million after pitching a perfect game in the video game "Major League Baseball 2K10," by Take Two Interactive. He and his wife says they'll use the money to start a family. The developer knew the accomplishment would be difficult but not impossible. Yes, a video gamer of that caliber having the ability to find a wife... quite an accomplishment.
5. According to Life & Style magazine, Hills star Heidi Montag will be having another breast enlargement operation. Montag reportedly wasn't happy with the size after her last procedure. Given her obsession with breast enlargement and her marriage to Spencer Pratt, experts wonder if Montag is perhaps dangerously addicted to huge boobs.
High five.
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