1. A former Disney executive was sentence to 4 months home confinement today after she was found guilty of scheming with her boyfriend to sell off company secrets. The woman maintains that she was blinded by love. Her boyfriend Jaffar could not be reached for comment.
2. Researchers have unveiled the first millimeter-scale computer system, about the size of the letter N on the back of a penny. Scientists say this will allow porn to be injected directly into your penis.
3. Democratic walkouts started in Wisconsin have spread to senators in Indiana's legislature who have also walked out protesting anti-union legislation. Republicans say this is the worst thing to spread across the Midwest since that crippling Michele Bachmann Disease.
4. Despite massive protests in his country, today Libyan president Moammar Gadhafi refused to step down and insisted he would die a martyr. When reached for comment, his enemies replied, "...Yeah, we're fine with those terms."
5. Rumors have it that the iPad 2 may be revealed sometime next week in San Francisco. Though nothing has been confirmed, die-hard Apple followers say in the meantime they'll just continue to wait in line for the iPhone 17.
High five.
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