Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Palin Comparison

1. Sarah Palin announced today that she will be heading to India in March to be a part of a leadership conference.  Palin said she's very excited to see America's workforce in action.

2. Possible presidential candidate Newt Gingrich became upset during a college visit when a student questioned his morality given his multiple affairs.  It might have been in poor taste, but Gingrich was under the podium texting another college at the time.

3. On Wednesday, President Obama announced that he and his administration would no longer defend the Defense Of Marriage Act, which bans federal recognition of gay marriage.  Gay rights advocates were happy to welcome a freshly rested President Obama back from his 3 year slumber.

4.  Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker was phone pranked earlier this week when a man called his office pretending to be billionaire Walker-supporter David Koch.  The ensuing 20-minute conversation was posted on Youtube and has been confirmed by Walker's offices.  However, if you think that's damning, you don't want to hear the sultry phone call Walker made to the "Naughty Nurses Who Want to Unionize" sex line.

5. An Iowa high school wrestler last week forfeited a match against a female wrestler on the grounds that his religious beliefs wouldn't allow him to wrestle girls.  The girl said she respected his decision, and in the boys defense the girl had just injected herself with performance enhancing cooties.

High five.