1. Justin Bieber was booed at a Knicks' game on Wednesday after cameramen showed him on the big screen sitting courtside. You have to give Knicks' fans credit though, they know talentless when they see it.
2. Steven Soderbergh was hit with a paternity suit filed by an Australian woman claiming that the director is the father of her child and owes child support. Soderbergh has not yet commented on the claim but upon hearing the news George Clooney says he wants in on whatever the project is.
3. Minnesota girl scouts are protesting across the state refusing to sell cookies after numerous scout camps were sold or closed. Participating scout leaders say they're trying to act civil, but that it won't be long before they start teaching the girls how to make Tag-a-Bombs, Sin Mints, and Samoa-tov Cocktails.
4. It was announced today that Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have been invited to join President Obama's Super Bowl party this year. In future news, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were arrested for tax evasion at the White House today, after receiving fake Super Bowl party invites.
5. On Thursday, Lebron James set a Miami Heat record scoring 23 points in the first quarter against the Orlando Magic. In a related story, the Cleveland Cavaliers today introduced their new hot dog warmer which can warm up to 23 hot dogs simultaneously.
High five.
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