Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Levi's Genes

1. Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin today announced that they have gotten engaged. The couple split in 2008 and Johnston went on to pose for Playgirl and had less than kind words for the Palins. The engaged couple and baby posed for the cover of US Weekly, and an embarrassing moment arose when Levi began undressing for it.

2. Scientists say that a rare species of dark purple jellyfish are appearing in the San Diego Bay and washing up on shore. Oceanographers would like to thank the Arizona state police for reporting the sighting.

3. On Tuesday the National League finally beat the American League in the annual MLB All-Star game after a 13 year drought. The National League today said they feel very confident that they will make it to the World Series.

4. Fox News contributor Andrew Napolitano said yesterday that he "absolutely" believes that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney "should have been indicted" for the incidents at Guantanamo Bay. Napolitano went on to wish his friends and family a happy and fruitful 2006.

5. Joey Votto of the Reds said after the All-Star game that he doesn't like anyone on the Cubs, and that he wouldn't pat anyone wearing a Cubs uniform on the back. Votto's comments, referring to Marlon Byrd who made a game-saving play in right field, drew criticism from some analysts. However, in Votto's defense, he does join the greater Universe in denying the Cubs all things.

High five.